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Question By Teacher and Solid Answer By Student

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Be Positive.... .... (Humour)

A Lady Teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 6th Grade class. The teacher asked, ’Boy. What is your problem?’

Boy answered, ’I’m too smart for the sixth-grade. My sister is in the High School and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the put to higher classes!’

The teacher got restless and took the Boy to the principal’s office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his Questions he had to go back to the first-grade. The Madam agreed.

The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ’What is 13 x 13?’
Boy.: �’.

Principal: ’What is 36 x 36?’
Boy.: �’.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a a high school grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, ’I think Boy can be send to higher education.’

Madam hesistantly resisted and says to the principal, ’I have some of my own questions’.

’Can I ask him ?’ The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, ’What does a cow have four of that I have only two of’?

Boy, responded promptly ’Legs.’

Madam: ’What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

Boy.: ’Pockets.’

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman "might" do sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..

Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick the poles inside me. You tie me down, and you get me up. And I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a ’F’ and ends in a ’K’ that implies a lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire-truck

Madam again: What word starts with a ’F’ and ends in a ’K’ & if u don’t have it, u have to use ur hands.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?


Madam said this is the last and final one: What part of the man has no bone but has all muscles, lots of veins, pumps, & is responsible for love?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

Send this Boy to the University with a personal recommendation to be send to Infosys or Microsoft.

I got the last ten questions wrong myself...... ....!!!!! !!!!’

Posted on: 19 Sep 2009 09:42 am

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