Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.
~Leslie Moak Murray
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Cookies are made of butter and love.
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.
I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate.
Ice cream is happiness condensed.
~Jessi Lane Adams
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it.
~Edward "Grandpa" Jones
If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.
'Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.
Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
If your sweet tooth says candy - your wisdom tooth says Cerreta.
~Slogan of the Cerreta Candy Company in Glendale, Arizona (cerreta.com)
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
~Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.
I don't think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
Never trust a skinny ice cream man.
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!
Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.
~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
But I, when I undress me
Each night, upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple-pie and cheese.
Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.
~Kevin James, Mall Cop
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me
I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be.
To relieve my indigestion in December they can try,
But there's none of them can stop me when it's time for cherry pie.
~Edgar A. Guest, The Milwaukee Journal, 1935 May 29
There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.
~Edgar A. Guest, The Milwaukee Journal, 1935 May 29
Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.
~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.
~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Money may talk, but chocolate sings.
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile.
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
~Jim Bishop, "On the English Countryside," NY Journal-American, 28 September 1957, quoted in Simpson's Contemporary Quotations compiled by James B. Simpson
There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate.
A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.
Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
~Marquise de Sévigné
I don't cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day.
Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can't fit you into my schedule right now.
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
~Mel Gibson, about what women want
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.