Kick Day Quotation

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.

Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'

Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.

In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob.

It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history. It matters little who wins. To make a people great it is necessary to send them to battle even if you have to kick them in the pants. That is what I shall do.

You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use both feet.