We should have a great fewer disputes in the world if words were taken for what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things themselves.
~John Locke

Language forces us to perceive the world as man presents it to us.
~Julia Penelope

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
~Author Unknown

English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
~Author Unknown

The reaction to any word may be, in an individual, either a mob-reaction or an individual reaction. It is up to the individual to ask himself: Is my reaction individual, or am I merely reacting from my mob-self? When it comes to the so-called obscene words, I should say that hardly one person in a million escapes mob-reaction.
~D.H. Lawrence

Lymph, v.: to walk with a lisp.
~From a Washington Post reader submission word contest

No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.
~Henry Brooks Adams, The Education of Henry Adams, 1907

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.
~Kevin Smith

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
~Jane Wagner

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
~Quentin Crisp

Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work.
~Carl Sandburg, New York Times, 13 February 1959

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
~Franklin P. Jones

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.
~Mark Twain

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.
~Marshall Lumsden

What words say does not last. The words last. Because words are always the same, and what they say is never the same.
~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they grow.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them.
~Abigail Adams

Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.
~Robert Louis Stevenson

A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
~Wendell L. Willkie

Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions.
~Edward R. Murrow

If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.
~Author Unknown

Sometimes it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams - assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.
~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy.
~Bern Williams

Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.
~Samuel Johnson

Words signify man's refusal to accept the world as it is.
~Walter Kaufmann

The English language is nobody's special property. It is the property of the imagination: it is the property of the language itself.
~Derek Walcott

Language is the dress of thought.
~Samuel Johnson

Thanks to words, we have been able to rise above the brutes; and thanks to words, we have often sunk to the level of the demons.
~Aldous Huxley

The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.
~Lewis Thomas

Language is the most imperfect and expensive means yet discovered for communicating thought.
~William James

Be not the slave of Words.
~Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, Book I, chapter 8

The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as if it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish squirting out ink.
~George Orwell

Language is the means of getting an idea from my brain into yours without surgery.
~Mark Amidon

Any man who does not make himself proficient in at least two languages other than his own is a fool.
~Martin H. Fischer

It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense.
~Alfred North Whitehead

He who does not know foreign languages does not know anything about his own.
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Kunst and Alterthum

A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words.
~Samuel Butler (1835-1902), Note-Books

I would never use a long word where a short one would answer the purpose. I know there are professors in this country who 'ligate' arteries. Other surgeons only tie them, and it stops the bleeding just as well.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing.
~J. Gustav White

Words want to be free!
~Author Unknown

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
~Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, Book II, chapter 4

Oaths are but words, and words but wind.
~Samuel Butler (1612-1680), Hudribas

There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all earnestness and delivers a long, pleased speech in all the true inflections of spoken English, but with not one recognizable syllable. There is no way you can tell the child that if language had been a melody, he had mastered it and done well, but that since it was in fact a sense, he had botched it utterly.
~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

Whenever ideas fail, men invent words.
~Martin H. Fischer

Words, like Nature, half reveal
And half conceal the Soul within.

~Alfred, Lord Tennyson, "Im memoriam A.H.H.," 1850

Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.
~Winston Churchill

Learning preserves the errors of the past, as well as its wisdom. For this reason, dictionaries are public dangers, although they are necessities.
~Alfred North Whitehead

Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
~Peter Finley Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Opinions, 1900

W (double U) has, of all the letters in our alphabet, the only cumbrous name, the names of the others being monosyllabic. This advantage of the Roman alphabet over the Grecian is the more valued after audibly spelling out some simple Greek word, like "epixoriambikos." Still, it is now thought by the learned that other agencies than the difference of the two alphabets may have been concerned in the decline of "the glory that was Greece" and the rise of "the grandeur that was Rome." There can be no doubt, however, that by simplifying the name of W (calling it "wow," for example) our civilization could be, if not promoted, at least better endured.
~Ambrose Bierce

The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.
~Mark Twain

Language is by its very nature a communal thing; that is, it expresses never the exact thing but a compromise - that which is common to you, me, and everybody.
~Thomas Earnest Hulme, Speculations, 1923

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.
~Larry King, about political correctness, How to Talk to Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere: The Secrets of Good Communication

The PC [political correctness] movement exists not in order to improve the well-being of those whose oppression it purports to combat. Rather, its purpose is to wrap its proponents in a kind of verbal comfort-blanket.
~Erik Kowal, as posted on wordwizard.com

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor.
~Samuel Butler

A different language is a different vision of life.
~Federico Fellini

If a language is corruptible, then a constitution written in that language is corruptible.
~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

"Children, don't speak so coarsely," said Mr. Webster, who had a vague notion that some supervision should be exercised over his daughters' speech, and that a line should be drawn, but never knew quite when to draw it. He had allowed his daughters to use his library without restraint, and nothing is more fatal to maidenly delicacy of speech than the run of a good library.
~Robertson Davies, Tempest Tost

Conversation is the slowest form of human communication.
~Author Unknown

Learn a new language and get a new soul.
~Czech Proverb

But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.
~George Orwell

The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
~G.K. Chesterton