Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
~Tammy Faye Bakker
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
The other line moves faster.
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
I like my money right where I can see it - hanging in my closet.
~From the television show Shopping and the City
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
~Franklin P. Jones
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.
A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need.
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift.... The hangover comes the day after.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.
The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith's.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.