Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
~Bo Derek

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
~Elayne Boosler

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
~Cynthia Nelms

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
~Harold Coffin

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
~Erma Bombeck

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
~Marcelene Cox

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
~Author Unknown

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
~Tammy Faye Bakker

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
~Joan Rivers

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
~Author Unknown

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
~Sinclair Lewis

The other line moves faster.
~Etorre's Observation

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
~Rita Rudner

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
~Bill Bryson

I like my money right where I can see it - hanging in my closet.
~From the television show Shopping and the City

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
~Franklin P. Jones

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
~Ilie Nastase

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."
~Steven Wright

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
~Erma Bombeck

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
~Ann Landers

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.
~Mignon McLaughlin

A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need.
~Sidney Carroll

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift.... The hangover comes the day after.
~Joyce Brothers

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
~Steven Wright

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
~Dave Barry

On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.
~Judith Krantz

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
~Mad Magazine

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
~Author Unknown

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
~Adrienne Gusoff

But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith's.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
~Oscar Wilde