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Fool's Day Messages
U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Honey
r u smiling now?
YOU BITCH ;)
If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that u have lost everything,
I’ll come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge
and show u where 2 jump from. :)
MY Dear FRIEND
A day has come when da whole world will celebrate
ur personality,
ur thoughts,
ur ideas
& ur talent
beLieve mE
&
The day is….
1st APRIL:D
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”!
Hey! Don’t get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :p
If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks
-nature
-style
-attitude,
Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.
Hi
Wat r u doing??
I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring
palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian
brain….
In Short…..
Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!! :)
I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN… :)
Hiiiiiiii
Doing nothing???
Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK” :p
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”
My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight…..
Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll
Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you, Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO
April fool is the day Upon which we are reminded of What we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
A day will come when the world will
celebrate
your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and
that your day.
want to give you a good news
I'm going To USA...
I got the job in Microsoft
Don't Worry the Flight Is after 01 Days.
Surprised?
After 01 Days Is 1st April, You Are 1st Fool Of 2013 IN ADVANCE.
Amazing six facts:
1.90% of people in Myanmar do not drink milk
2.Snakes vision is up to 5 kilometer.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra does not have liver.
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
If today any one talks & praises you for your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.
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