Lamar Odom to Khloe Kardashian: Pay Me $50 Million... Or Else!

Lamar Odom is reportedly determined to play for the Lakers again.

And also to make Khloe Kardashian’s life miserable.

According to the latest OK! Weekly, Odom may be over the use of crack cocaine... but he’s all about extortion these days. The tabloid claims Lamar is "demanding $50 million" from Khloe or he’ll "ruin" her family.

How so?

“He’d go on TV, on radio, newspapers and magazines, whatever. His story would be the ultimate window into their world, and he knows it," a totally real source tells the tabloid.

What sort of secrets is Odom privy to? Sheesh, how much time have you got?!?

The insider alleges that Lamar knows the dirty details regarding Kris and Bruce Jenner’s separation, "from the truth about cheating rumors to the fly-on-the-wall detail when they were fighting and the girls’ reactions when the marriage was crumbling.”

Heck, Odom is even threatening to go public with very old chatter about Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush and whether she cheated on her old lover with Kanye West.

Granted, Lamar recently defended the Kardashians as his real family and Tweeted that they’ve all been there for him during some very dark periods of his life.

But come on now. Who are we supposed to believe, Lamar Odom or an article about Lamar Odom?!?