Drunkard at the Court

A drunkard was arrested and brought to court to defend himself.
Lawyer: What do you do for living?
Drunkard: inhaling Oxygen every second
Lawyer: Do you know why you have been brought here?
Drunkard: No, your Load-sheep
Lawyer: You have been brought here for drinking
Drunkard: Wonderful, thank God. actually i had no money for today’s booze, now can you bring very quickly bring two crates.
Lawyer: angrily screamed, Idiot! you have been charged for drinking.
Drunkard: Exactly, 25 bottles of Heineken
Lawyer: wordless, court adjourned.
Drunkard: As usual