A lawyer in Hell

A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. "You will be spending your goddamn eternity here, but u may to choose your room from these options," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their legs on red-hot stones. "I don’t like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were hundreds of thousands of people standing on their heads into sand. "Well, that’s better than stone," the man said, "but show me the next."

In the third, Millions of people were standing ankle-deep in a boiling water filled with Redpepper, all sipping expired mango juice.

"I’ll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, break is over, back on your damn devilish heads idiots." the Lawyer decides to ask the leader, why all this punishment?...and the devil replied "Of all the cases you defended, this is the only case where you are having a fair judgement, so shut up you mandibles before i sentence you to the hell of hells."