Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.
~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Why wait for the weekend to have fun
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
~Lyndon B. Johnson
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Of all the days that's in the weekI dearly love but one dayAnd that's the day that comes betwixtA Saturday and Monday.
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.
~Rodney Marsh, 1969
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
How pleasant is Saturday night,When I've tried all the week to be good,And not spoke a word that was bad,And obliged everyone that I could.
I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.