There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
~Josh Billings

It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins.
~Author Unknown

My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied.
~Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band

A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins.
~Author Unknown

Twice as much to love, two blessings from above.
~Author Unknown

God touched our hearts so deep inside, our special blessing multiplied.
~Author Unknown

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
~Chinese Proverb

Life is two-riffic with twins.
~Author Unknown

Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins?
~Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849

...So we grew togetherLike to a double cherry, seeming parted,But yet an union in partition,Two lovely berries moulded on one stem...
~William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream(Note: This isn't actually about twins)

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.
~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother:I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth.
~William Shakespeare, The Comedy of Errors

Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.
~Victoria Billings

Hearts entwinedTwenty fingers, twenty toes,two sweet babies with cheeks of rose.Born on the same day, two gifts from above,lives entwined, two babies to love.
~Author Unknown

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
~Steven Wright

Twin one, twin too!
~Author Unknown

What's cuter than one baby?A precious set of twins!With matching little outfits -And matchless little grins...With twice as many babies,How very busy you will be -Just think of all the lovingThey'll bring your family.
~Author Unknown

All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.
~Lord Byron

Two faces to wash, and four dirty handsTwo insistent voices, making demandsTwice as much crying, when things go wrongThe four eyes closing, with slumber songTwice as many garments, blowing on the lineTwo cherubs in the wagon, soaking up sunshineWork I do for twins, naturally comes doubleBut four arms to hug me, repay all my trouble.
~Author Unknown

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
~Rodney Dangerfield

Not double trouble, but twice blessed.
~Author Unknown

There's two to wash, two to dry;There's two who argue, two who cry....There's two to kiss, two to hug;And best of all, there's two to love!
~Author Unknown

I may be a twin but I'm one of a kind.
~Author Unknown

We came into the world like brother and brother;And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.
~William Shakespeare, The Comedy of Errors

Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which.
~Algernon Charles Swinburne