Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
~Bill Watterson

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
~John Shirley

There aren't enough days in the weekend.
~Rod Schmidt

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
~Chuck Palahniuk

The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.
~F. Scott Fitzgerald

Why wait for the weekend to have fun
~Loesje, loesje.org

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
~Author Unknown

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
~Ogden Nash

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
~Lyndon B. Johnson

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
~Anthony Burgess

Of all the days that's in the weekI dearly love but one dayAnd that's the day that comes betwixtA Saturday and Monday.
~Henry Carey

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
~Joseph Addison

Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.
~Rodney Marsh, 1969

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
~Zenna Scha

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
~Arnot Sheppard

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
~S.A. Sachs

How pleasant is Saturday night,When I've tried all the week to be good,And not spoke a word that was bad,And obliged everyone that I could.
~Nancy Sproat

I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
~Rene Rivkin

The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
~Jean Rhys

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
~Richard Rorty

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
~Ogden Nash

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
~Ed Howe