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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
~Woody Allen
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
~Jean Houston
Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.
~Author Unknown
Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.
~Henry Ward Beecher
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
~Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
~e.e. cummings
Laughter is an instant vacation.
~Milton Berle
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!
~Agnes Repplier
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.
~Gordon W. Allport
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
~Victor Borge
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
~Yiddish Proverb
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other.
~Alan Alda
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
~Kurt Vonnegut
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
~Irish Proverb
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
~Bob Newhart
A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
~Puzant Kevork Thomajan
There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh.
~Fran├žoise Sagan
I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
~Quincy Jones
Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.
~Henri Bergson
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.
~Max Eastman
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
~Raymond Hitchcock
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
~Kurt Vonnegut
Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.
~Anna Fellows Johnston
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
~Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, Book I, chapter 4
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
~Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis
A good time to laugh is any time you can.
~Linda Ellerbee
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
~Abraham Lincoln
Watching a child's laughter teach a candle's flame how to dance.
~Dr. SunWolf
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had gonorrhea.
~Kat Likkel and John Hoberg, My Name Is Earl, "Robbed a Stoner Blind," original airdate 16 November 2006
A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods.
~Author unknown, from an editorial in New York Tribune, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
~Ken Kesey
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips.
~Author Unknown
It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile.
~Author Unknown
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
~Mort Walker
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
~Mary H. Waldrip
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
~Victor Hugo
[L]aughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
~Hugh Sidey
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
~Josh Billings
Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
~Hugh Sidey
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
~Arnold Glasow
Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.
~Author Unknown
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
~Joseph Heller
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
~Friedrich Nietzsche