Slap Day Messages

When Rajnikanth Was Born,
The Only Person Crying Was The Doctor.
You Never Slap Rajnikanth.

The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl
By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While slapping
Happy Slap day!

This the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face, just say ‘i didn’t slap him, i high five his face’
Happy Slap day!

Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever

happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
———-Max Von Syd ow
Happy Slap day!

On this slap day let us not slap the person but
“slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day

This the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face,
just say ‘i didn’t slap him, i high five his face’
Happy Slap day !!

I began imagining scenes in public
which some drunk would come up to me and
slap me in the face.
Nothing like that ever happened, but
I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
———-Max Von Syd ow
!!Happy Slap day!!

On this day day let us not slap the person but
“slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you…….
The Roses are wilting,
the violets dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

i love you smile,
your face and you eyes,
damn i’m good at telling lies!
You asked me to become your valentine
during valentine’s week…
I was busy with my valentine,
but here is an answer to your proposal.
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Tdaak…(slap)

Yesterday someone asked me
how to handle unwanted proposal during valentine’s week.
I suggested A SLAP is best choice.
Either verbal or physical…”"”"

On this day day let us not slap the person but “slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day

Whnevr Anyone Does Bad Wid U,
Dont Cry.
Remembr,
It Takes 49 Muscles 2 Cry &
Only 6 Muscles To Give A Slap.
Ghuma Ke Dena Sale Ko..
Save Energy.
Happy Slap Day

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,Do It And
Say……
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,Mosquito

New Theory
Argument Wins The Person,
But Loses The Relation.
So Don’t Argue With Ur Friends
Just Slap Them & Say,
Kam Bol Kamine
(Talk Less Idiot)
Happy Slap Day

Anytime In Life If U Doubt
Abt Our Frndship,
Toss A Coin,
If Its Head I ‘m Ur Frind..
If Its Tail.just Slap Urself N Toss
It Until Its Head.Happy Slap Day