The way people in democracies think of the government as something different from themselves is a real handicap. And, of course, sometimes the government confirms their opinion.
~Lewis Mumford, in Anne Chisholm, Philosophers of the Earth: Conversations with Ecologists, 1972
It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
We are imperfect. We cannot expect perfect government.
~William Howard Taft
Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
~James Russell Lowell
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
~George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, "Maxims: Education," 1905
The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy.
In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty but organized robbery?
Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
~George Bernard Shaw
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.
Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens.
~Edgar A. Suter
Our government... teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time.
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
The cure for capitalism's failing would require that a government would have to rise above the interests of one class alone.
~Robert L. Heilbroner
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb.
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution. (It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with the word National.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees.
Our political institutions work remarkably well. They are designed to clang against each other. The noise is democracy at work.
I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government.
~Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887
People come to Washington believing it's the center of power. I know I did. It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that's not connected to the engine.
Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be.
~Sydney J. Harris
A civil servant is sometimes like a broken cannon - it won't work and you can't fire it.
~George S. Patton
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
~Herbert Hoover, attributed
It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.
~Tom Stoppard, Jumpers
Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.
The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people. Of course, that is not true. Decisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing.
~Walter H. Judd
How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese?
~Charles de Gaulle, about France
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.
~John Perry Barlow
A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers.
When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it - whether it be a factory or a government.
~Alexander Chase, Perspectives, 1966
In a state-run society the government promises you security. But it's a false promise predicated on the idea that the opposite of security is risk. Nothing could be further from the truth. The opposite of security is insecurity, and the only way to overcome insecurity is to take risks. The gentle government that promises to hold your hand as you cross the street refuses to let go on the other side.
Treaties are like roses and young girls - they last while they last.
~Charles de Gaulle
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
~Robert M. Hutchins, Great Books, 1954
It is hard to feel individually responsible with respect to the invisible processes of a huge and distant government.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Everybody wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
Morphine and state relief are the same. You go dopey, feel better and are worse off.
~Martin H. Fischer
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Democracy is an abuse of statistics.
~Jorge Luis Borges
The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.
The plague of government is senile delinquency.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Our government has become too responsive to trivial or ephemeral concerns, often at the expense of more important concerns or an erosion of our liberty, and it has made policy priorities more dependent on where TV journalists happen to point their cameras.... As a nation we have lost our sense of tragedy, a recognition that bad things happen to good people. A nation that expects the government to prevent churches from burning, to control the price of bread or gasoline, to secure every job, and to find some villain for every dramatic accident, risks an even larger loss of life and liberty.
~William A. Niskanen, "For a Less Responsive Government," Cato Policy Report, 1996
No nation is fit to set in judgment upon any other nation.
It's every American's duty to support his government, but not necessarily in the style to which it has become accustomed.
~Quoted by Thomas Clifford
Information is the currency of democracy.
Democracy is like a raft: It won't sink, but you will always have your feet wet.
~Russell B. Long
It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
~Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference.
~Franklin D. Roosevelt
No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
A Conservative government is an organised hypocrisy.
~Benjamin Disraeli, 1845
Let the people think they govern, and they will be governed.
~William Penn, Some Fruits of Solitude, 1693
Bureaus are extrusions from the body politic - they are pus.
~Martin H. Fischer
In the infancy of societies, the chiefs of the state shape its institutions; later the institutions shape the chiefs of state.
~Baron de Montesquieu
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
~William E. Borah
The happiest thing that can be said about democracy... is that it is one of the few systems that has been willing to risk a long period of confusion and mixed purposes for the sake of giving man a chance to grow up in mind and responsibility.
Democracy cannot flourish half rich and half poor, any more than it can flourish half free and half slave.
~Felix G. Rohatyn, New York Times, 3 June 1987
You know why there are so many whitefish in the Yellowstone River? Because the Fish and Game people have never done anything to help them.
~Russell Chatham, Silent Seasons, 1978
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible; but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary.
The People, though we think of a great entity when we use the word, means nothing more than so many millions of individual men.
To hear some men talk of the government, you would suppose that Congress was the law of gravitation, and kept the planets in their places.
~Wendell Phillips, Orations, Speeches, Lectures and Letters
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
~Jonathan Swift, The Drapier's Letter
Democracy is an experiment, and the right of the majority to rule is no more inherent than the right of the minority to rule; and unless the majority represents sane, righteous, unselfish public sentiment, it has no inherent right.
~William Allen White (Thanks, Bob)
Many people say that government is necessary because some men cannot be trusted to look after themselves, but anarchists say that government is harmful because no men can be trusted to look after anyone else.
~Nicolas Walter, About Anarchism
Young lovers and young nations face the same problem: after orgasm, what?
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Government is an unnecessary evil. Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their own behavior, can cooperate on a basis of mutual trust and helpfulness.
~Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 79
If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also.
~Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 79
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.
~Lord Acton, letter to Mary Gladstone, 24 April 1881
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
~John Kenneth Galbraith
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1847
To rule is easy, to govern difficult.
~Johann W. von Goethe
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897
Applause, mingled with boos and hisses, is about all that the average voter is able or willing to contribute to public life.
Here is my first principle of foreign policy: good government at home.
~William Ewart Gladstone
Because of our Congressional committee system, our government is closer to a gerontocracy than a democracy.
The fact that political ideologies are tangible realities is not a proof of their vitally necessary character. The bubonic plague was an extraordinarily powerful social reality, but no one would have regarded it as vitally necessary.
~Wilhelm Reich, The Mass Psychology of Fascism
Fire, water, and government know nothing of mercy.
I never would believe that Providence had sent a few men into the world, ready booted and spurred to ride, and millions ready saddled and bridled to be ridden.
~Richard Rumbold, 1685
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.